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Steven’s Burger List

RankDateNameLocationMeat (25%)Cheese (19%)Bun (19%)Vegetables (19%)Sauce (19%)ScoreNotes

1

9/1/2016

Seattle

10
9
7
9
8
8.6875

Melted cheese was great, pickles were the perfect accent, meat and house sauce was good and very filling burger

2

9/27/2023

New York

10
6
8
6
9
7.9375

Excellent egg and bacon addon (best bacon on a burger ever); the american wagyu and bread were great!

3

4/1/2016

Seattle

10
8
8
5
7
7.75

The meat A+

4

9/1/2020

Bay Area

10
7
8
6
7
7.75

Excellent umami from the 50/50 wagyu mix. Niku is a legendary wagyu importer, and their burger is an excellent tease into what they can offer.

5

12/11/2022

Bay Area

8
7
6
9
8
7.625

The burger was good, but the fried chicken sandwich was superior. Pickled onions, garlic aioli, and the juiciest fried chicken ever stand out

6

8/20/2022

Barcelona

7
8
6
9
8
7.5625

While the meat was a little more rare (‘al punto’) than I would have liked, the classic Asado burger had great veggies (pickled red onion), sauce (chimichurri), dry aged beef, and mayo confit. Overall delicious!

7

12/23/2022

Bay Area

9
7
7
5
7
7.125

An excellent charcoal grilled burger. Vegetables were average but the house thousand island + mayo and meat combo are the highlights

8

4/1/2016

Bay Area

8
6
8
6
7
7.0625

Great overall burger

9

4/1/2016

Bay Area

7
7
7
7
7
7

Customization A+

10

5/1/2016

LA

7
4
8
9
7
7

Coleslaw on the burger - good. Pickles - bad.

11

7/1/2024

New York

6
8
6
8
6
6.75

Dry aged beef, special Emmy sauce, caramelized onion, pickle, pretzel bun Something with the sauce or onions made the flavor almost sweet. the dry aged meat blended into the background behind so many strong accompanying flavors from the cheese, sauce, onions, and pickles.

12

8/1/2016

Seattle

5
9
8
6
5
6.5

Toasted buns and really well melted cheese. Overall good, if they made their meat better it would be a real treat

12

9/30/2023

New York

7
7
10
3
5
6.4375

Super soft potato bun, very similar to Shake Shack. No veggies hurts this burger but it’s an excellent any time of day eat.

13

3/9/22

5
7
6
8
6
6.3125

14

4/1/2016

Seattle

6
7
5
7
6
6.1875

A better version of the average burger

15

4/1/2016

Bay Area

6
6
7
7
5
6.1875

Great fresh taste, soul food for Californians

16

4/1/2016

Bay Area

8
7
5
5
5
6.125

Charcoal grilled, unique great flavor

17

4/1/2016

Seattle

6
7
5
4
8
6

Nice hole in the wall by UW, great sauce

18

7/1/2020

Bay Area

7
6
5
5
5
5.6875

19

12/1/2016

Tokyo

6
8
4
5
5
5.625

Very fresh burger, veggies were overpowering at times, size of tomato did not fit bun. Cheddar Cheese melted very well. Meat high quality. Mysterious sauce was watery and added an indiscernable taste that reminded of mayo. Bread was crispy and toasted. Weak bun did not hold burger together well

20

4/1/2016

Seattle

7
5
5
3
6
5.3125

The "Hangover" with bacon, fries, etc. Tasty.

21

7/1/2016

Banff

6
6
6
4
4
5.25

Bread is supple, yellowish like cornbread? Very soft.

22

7/1/2016

Bangkok

4
5
7
6
4
5.125

Really interesting black bun burger, i think it's charcoal smoked. The beef tastes differently from meat in the US and its different from Clark's so I'm not sure if it's charcoal but it is a little smoky. Sort of like theres something mixed in with the beef. Maybe just pepper? Some spice. The cheese is unimpressive, decidedly average. They put a waffle fry in the burger, it went well. Just barely taste it. Pickles and grilled onions and perhaps a single tomato were also included, but the flavor didn't overpower any other part of the burger. Well mixed.

23

4/1/2016

Seattle

6
5
5
3
6
5.0625

Interesting burger combinations, just not my style 

10/21/2024

Bikini Bottom

6
0
6
6
7
5.0625

Short rib + penang curry special burger for the anniversary of the krabby patty

24

4/1/2016

USA

5
5
5
5
5
5

The "AVERAGE" burger. All 5's.

25

5/1/2016

LA

6
4
7
4
3
4.875

Arugula in the burger was too strong

26

1/25/2022

Bay Area

6
5
6
3
3
4.6875

Typical/average burger. Raw lettuce isn’t good IMO but the bread was soft.

27

4/1/2016

Seattle

5
5
4
6
3
4.625

In n Out knockoff… its okay but more expensive

28

12/1/2016

San Francisco

4
3
4
5
5
4.1875

Buns toasted a little too black, kind of crunchy. Red onions not so good.

29

12/1/2016

Seattle

4
5
4
3
5
4.1875

Southwestern Burger - Meat dry, bun was overwhelming, avocado was good, kind of lukewarm when it came out

30

4/1/2016

London

4
5
3
4
3
3.8125

Not very tasty for "London's best burger"

31

4/1/2016

Seattle

4
4
5
3
2
3.625

Unmemorable… should try again

32

4/1/2016

Seattle

3
3
3
3
3
3

Novel "umami" flavor, but not amazing

33

5/1/2016

Seattle

3
4
2
2
1
2.4375

Only eat if starving in airport and haven't had lunch yet

34

7/1/2016

Busan

2
2
2
2
3
2.1875

Typical fast food brand cheeseburger. Slightly better than McDonalds due to its special sauce which is a little more generous than mcd's is with their big Mac sauce. Still the vegetables and sauce overpower the meat and cheese in a negative way. Every ingredient seems heated up so it's not fresh and not desirable except in the "I have to catch my train" mindset, which is incidentally what we're in. 

35

4/1/2016

Earth

1
1
2
1
1
1.1875

So bad… but so good..