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Steven’s Burger List

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Rank
Date
Name
Location
Meat (25%)
Cheese (19%)
Bun (19%)
Vegetables (19%)
Special (19%)
Score
Notes

1

9/27/2023

4 Charles Prime Rib Burger

New York

10
7
8
7
9
8.3125

Excellent egg and bacon addon (best bacon on a burger ever); the american wagyu and bread were great!

2

9/1/2016

8 Oz Burger

Seattle

10
7
7
8
8
8.125

Melted cheese was great, pickles were the perfect accent, meat and house sauce was good and very filling burger

3

4/1/2016

Teddy's

Seattle

10
8
8
5
7
7.75

The meat A+

4

9/1/2020

Niku Butcher Shop

Bay Area

10
7
8
6
7
7.75

Excellent umami from the 50/50 wagyu mix. Niku is a legendary wagyu importer, and their burger is an excellent tease into what they can offer.

5

12/11/2022

Automat

Bay Area

8
7
6
9
8
7.625

The burger was good, but the fried chicken sandwich was superior. Pickled onions, garlic aioli, and the juiciest fried chicken ever stand out

6

8/20/2022

Asado Hamburgeusas

Barcelona

7
8
6
9
8
7.5625

While the meat was a little more rare (‘al punto’) than I would have liked, the classic Asado burger had great veggies (pickled red onion), sauce (chimichurri), dry aged beef, and mayo confit. Overall delicious!

7

7/1/2024

Emily West Village

New York

7
8
6
8
7
7.1875

Dry aged beef, special Emmy sauce, caramelized onion, pickle, pretzel bun Something with the sauce or onions made the flavor almost sweet. the dry aged meat blended into the background behind so many strong accompanying flavors from the cheese, sauce, onions, and pickles.

8

12/23/2022

Kirk’s Steakburgers

Bay Area

9
7
7
5
7
7.125

An excellent charcoal grilled burger. Vegetables were average but the house thousand island + mayo and meat combo are the highlights

9

4/1/2016

Jeffrey's

Bay Area

8
6
8
6
7
7.0625

Great overall burger

10

4/1/2016

The Counter

Bay Area

7
7
7
7
7
7

Customization A+

11

5/1/2016

Honor Bar

LA

7
4
8
9
7
7

Coleslaw on the burger - good. Pickles - bad.

12

12/1/2017

Peter Luger

York

10
8
8
1
7
7

“purist” NY burger. Steakhouse patty, onion, bun. Meat+Cheese fantastic. Oozing. Bread held up well, tough exterior but soft inside. Great bread. Adding steak sauce made it better.

13

8/1/2016

Lil' Woody's

Seattle

5
9
8
6
5
6.5

Toasted buns and really well melted cheese. Overall good, if they made their meat better it would be a real treat

14

9/30/2023

7th Street Burgers

New York

7
7
10
3
5
6.4375

Super soft potato bun, very similar to Shake Shack. No veggies hurts this burger but it’s an excellent any time of day eat.

15

3/9/22

H&F Burger

5
7
6
8
6
6.3125

16

4/1/2016

Rain City Burgers

Seattle

6
7
5
7
6
6.1875

A better version of the average burger

17

4/1/2016

In n' Out

Bay Area

6
6
7
7
5
6.1875

Great fresh taste, soul food for Californians

18

4/1/2016

Clarke's

Bay Area

8
7
5
5
5
6.125

Charcoal grilled, unique great flavor

19

4/1/2016

EJ's

Seattle

6
7
5
4
8
6

Nice hole in the wall by UW, great sauce

20

7/1/2020

ALX

Bay Area

7
6
5
5
5
5.6875

21

12/1/2016

Golden Brown

Tokyo

6
8
4
5
5
5.625

Very fresh burger, veggies were overpowering at times, size of tomato did not fit bun. Cheddar Cheese melted very well. Meat high quality. Mysterious sauce was watery and added an indiscernable taste that reminded of mayo. Bread was crispy and toasted. Weak bun did not hold burger together well

22

4/1/2016

Blue Moon Burgers

Seattle

7
5
5
3
6
5.3125

The "Hangover" with bacon, fries, etc. Tasty.

23

7/1/2016

Melissa's Missteak

Banff

6
6
6
4
4
5.25

Bread is supple, yellowish like cornbread? Very soft.

24

7/1/2016

Jim's Burger and Beer

Bangkok

4
5
7
6
4
5.125

Really interesting black bun burger, i think it's charcoal smoked. The beef tastes differently from meat in the US and its different from Clark's so I'm not sure if it's charcoal but it is a little smoky. Sort of like theres something mixed in with the beef. Maybe just pepper? Some spice. The cheese is unimpressive, decidedly average. They put a waffle fry in the burger, it went well. Just barely taste it. Pickles and grilled onions and perhaps a single tomato were also included, but the flavor didn't overpower any other part of the burger. Well mixed.

25

4/1/2016

LunchBox Laboratory

Seattle

6
5
5
3
6
5.0625

Interesting burger combinations, just not my style 

26

10/21/2024

Farmhouse Thai (Krabby Patty Kollab)

Bikini Bottom

6
0
6
6
7
5.0625

Short rib + penang curry special burger for the anniversary of the krabby patty

27

4/1/2016

Red Robin

USA

5
5
5
5
5
5

The "AVERAGE" burger. All 5's.

28

5/1/2016

Farmstead

LA

6
4
7
4
3
4.875

Arugula in the burger was too strong

29

1/25/2022

Magnolia Brewing

Bay Area

6
5
6
3
3
4.6875

Typical/average burger. Raw lettuce isn’t good IMO but the bread was soft.

30

4/1/2016

Caliburger

Seattle

5
5
4
6
3
4.625

In n Out knockoff… its okay but more expensive

31

12/1/2016

Blackwood

San Francisco

4
3
4
5
5
4.1875

Buns toasted a little too black, kind of crunchy. Red onions not so good.

32

12/1/2016

Liam's

Seattle

4
5
4
3
5
4.1875

Southwestern Burger - Meat dry, bun was overwhelming, avocado was good, kind of lukewarm when it came out

33

4/1/2016

Honest Burger

London

4
5
3
4
3
3.8125

Not very tasty for "London's best burger"

34

4/1/2016

The Ram

Seattle

4
4
5
3
2
3.625

Unmemorable… should try again

35

4/1/2016

Katsu Burger

Seattle

3
3
3
3
3
3

Novel "umami" flavor, but not amazing

36

5/1/2016

Runway Grill

Seattle

3
4
2
2
1
2.4375

Only eat if starving in airport and haven't had lunch yet

37

7/1/2016

Lotteria

Busan

2
2
2
2
3
2.1875

Typical fast food brand cheeseburger. Slightly better than McDonalds due to its special sauce which is a little more generous than mcd's is with their big Mac sauce. Still the vegetables and sauce overpower the meat and cheese in a negative way. Every ingredient seems heated up so it's not fresh and not desirable except in the "I have to catch my train" mindset, which is incidentally what we're in. 

38

4/1/2016

McDonald's

Earth

1
1
2
1
1
1.1875

So bad… but so good..